Tevez’s New Diet
Still not forgotten.
Carlos cut out all the carbs
And added cotton.
Photo Credit: WAATP
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Arshavin is Superman
Just re watch the tape.
This Russian breed of player
Merely lacks the cape.
Photo credit: ESPN (Getty)
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Capello A Capella
Fabio now speaks:
“I won’t indulge anymore.
Owen just plain wreeeeeeeeeeeaks.”
Photo credit: 3Nil (Getty)
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The Kazim Dream Team
Club seeks a transfer,
But some stamina rumors
Means no good offer.
Photo credit: Off the Post
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The Indignant Optimist
“Just you wait, you prick!
Because next season it’s on!
We will crush you. Dick.”
Photo Credit: The DA
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Russian for “Ha Ha”
-What is he saying?
-I reckon he’s trash talking!
-Get back to playing!
Photo Credit: Dirty Tackle
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Skank’in Rooney
Rooney skanks about
To the wailing trombone beat.
Then lets out a shout!
Photo Credit: Footy Factor
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The Price of Success
To reach the summit,
You must reach deep down inside
While the weak plummet.
Photo Credit: The DA
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Pinky Polkraine
Masculinity?
When you’re hot, why bother with
Such affinity?
Photo Credit: WorldCupBlog
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“Rabid Maldini Envy”
Like a quite fine wine
Paolo got better with age.
More grapes from the vine?
Photo Credit: The Offside
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