Great And…Not Great – Edgar Davids

Torch The protagonist glares at himself in a hand-held mirror, snarling then poignantly asking: “who am I?” He then shatters the mirror against the wall and stomps off. The camera fades to black.  What is Edgar Davids? A great player – I would argue so. Even if his exact position on the field defies the principles of scientific certainty, the holding/attacking midfielder provided his fair share of probing passes and pulsating tackles. And he also won a few titles.

We begin with your puzzled, fundamental question: after Best, Pele, Maradonna, why Davids? I have two questions for you, dear reader. Would you ask a chameleon his true color? Is a Zebra black with white stripes, or vice versa? Edgar Davids’ career captivated me for one simple reason – I could never pin him as a ballwinner with the occasional nice pass, nor the attacking midfielder who tracked back consistently. Rather, Edgar’s identity shifted course like an underwater river in the face of subtly moving tectonic plates – he was what his team needed him to be, when they needed him to be it. Often, his identity depended on the match. Continue reading “Great And…Not Great – Edgar Davids” »

The Weekend in Text…

Quill This weekend the Premiership proved it’s competitive equity with vengeful mid-table sides auditioning for “The Jedi Strike Back.” Meanwhile, across the channel, La Liga’s two horse race continued with a plodding Swede and light footed Argentine grabbing the spotlight.

Yes, a picture says a thousand words. But I really don’t have the energy to play with Picasa or write 1,000 words. Maybe characters, but not words. Instead, read this weekend recap and just make believe it meets my editor’s word count. That’s the beauty – I am my own editor. And I’m skating on thin ice. Continue reading “The Weekend in Text…” »

Breaststrokes in a Pinkish Liverpool

Arse From time to time, we actually write about soccer games here. In case you had forgotten. At least when our illegal streams allow for proper viewing of matches.

The Gunners-Liverpool match provided a classic case of the reeling multinational financial institution and the upstart credit union. On the one hand, the American bailout of the Scousers finances a few years ago only magnified the debt and jacked up the interest rate. On the other hand, Torres and Gerrard have a telepathic understanding – without even a phone call, text message, or email, they wore the exact same outfit to work the last four weekends.

Some coworkers get along, others get quite cozy. Continue reading “Breaststrokes in a Pinkish Liverpool” »

World Cup 2010: Argentina's Star Snub Award

Logo In feverish anticipation of the World Cup, we are going to take a moment and recall, relive, recycle, some of our favorite World Cup moments. These patterns constitute the fabric of the international game, these recurrences form the waves of the World Cup ocean.

My personal favorite event is the inevitable question for Argentina upon their elimination: “Why didn’t they play…x player?” In 2006, despite a stellar run, amazing play, and taking the host nation to penalty kicks, inevitably, the media had one question of Manuel Pellegrini: why didn’t he play Leo Messi? Granted, he did sub on Julio Cruz against Germany, a somewhat odd decision given Messi’s speed advantage. Continue reading “World Cup 2010: Argentina's Star Snub Award” »

The MLS Labor Standoff – A Strike Out?

MLS No word generates more confusion in the American English language than “strike.” When referring to the long revered sport of bowling, a strike is when the player knocks down all the pins on his first attempt. A strike is desired. When referring to America’s national past time, baseball, a strikeout is when the pitcher manages to throw three strikes past a waiting batter. The batter is then “out.” Thus, a strike is undesirable.

And, of course, my preferred terminology is strike the verb – “to strike a match.” TV deals, expansion and the MLS Expansion Draft, Seattle sellouts: MLS is a league on the rise. Yet Grant Wahl‘s recent Becks book showed the pauper class primarily responsible, the overeducated and underpaid college graduates who toil from coast to coast in packed coach flights.

Well, they’re pissed. And the simmering tensions threaten to engulf a virgin forest of a league in the ensuing flames.  Continue reading “The MLS Labor Standoff – A Strike Out?” »

Great And…Not Great – Alfredo Di Stefano

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When we view Alfredo Di Stefano in his current state at public events, we are reminded that the uncompromising currents of time leave no shore untouched. Di Stefano, the “Golden Arrow” from Argentina, was once the physical embodiment of footballing perfection. His tandem with Puskas inspired fear, respect, and admiration around the world. And the two of them led Real Madrid to unparalleled heights of glory.

The darkest chapter of Di Stefano’s career was the opening page. At the time of his signing, Franco ruled Spain with an iron fist and put in place machinations to ensure his centrally based Real Madrid got preferential treatment when possible. Initially, Di Stefano was recruited by Barcelona, but the Catalan side soon backed down. Exactly how or why remains a mystery, but even the dark fog of such inauspicious beginnings could not cloud his entire career. Continue reading “Great And…Not Great – Alfredo Di Stefano” »