Futfanatico started in September 2008 and is home to the soccer-related brain farts of one Elliott Turner. You can stalk him online by means of Twitter only: @futfanatico

The site is not interested in any advertising opportunities or guest posts or sponsored posts. If you like Elliott’s writing and want to pay him to do it, follow him on Twitter, be sure you are up for it, and he may let you slide into his DM’s.