Papal Indiscretions – Evaluating Pope Francis’s BsAs Club Selection

There are some excellent scribes who write about Argentine Soccer. Sam Kelly. Dan Colasimone. Ed Malyon. Most of them live in Buenos Aires, whereas my own tenure there was an all too brief six months (several years ago). However, there’s just one problem: none of the aforementioned writers are pricks.

Thus, as your resident prick (and soccer hipster in waiting) with a basic knowledge of Argentine soccer, allow me to analyze and ultimately applaud Pope Francis’s local club selection of San Lorenzo. Continue reading “Papal Indiscretions – Evaluating Pope Francis’s BsAs Club Selection” »

World Cup Stadium Construction Missed Deadline Article #5377

It is with great trepidation and terror that I type this article. My hands tremble. My pulse quickens. Why? Because the sky is falling. A totally unexpected event has entered the radar..A dot. A speck. A point. A hole that threatens to spread and engulf the entire universe.

I speak, of course, of a delay in the construction of a multi-million dollar sporting stadium/facility in an ostensibly “third world” country. Continue reading “World Cup Stadium Construction Missed Deadline Article #5377” »

The USMNT Home Field Advantage – Gamesmanship or White Flight?

The USMNT announced the home stadium locations for the remaining World Cup qualifiers. The selected locations are Seattle, Salt Lake, Kansas City, and Columbus. I’m not going to name names, but lots of folks were happy with the selection for a simple reason: these cities don’t have as sizable a Latino population as other places, and thus the US could “enjoy a true home field advantage.” The insinuation, based on past games, is that a game in Florida or California would sell out a larger venue, but attract first or second-generation Latinos with split loyalties who don’t support the Red, White, & Blue. I ask – is that true? And, even if so, is that a good idea in the big picture of things?

I’ve written before about Hispanic Identity and US Soccer. It’s getting better, but still complicated. I want to examine in depth some of the arguments and rationales, and invite you to comment. Here’s the question: is ths gamesmanship or something worse? Continue reading “The USMNT Home Field Advantage – Gamesmanship or White Flight?” »

Racism, Nativism, and Nationality, Inside, Outside, and Around Soccer

Ever since Suarez-Evra gate, I’ve grappled with the issue of racism and soccer. Of course, the larger problem is getting a firm grip on “racism.” If we define racism as irrational prejudices – preferring one race to another – then we get stuck in a rut as to solutions. Affirmative action to remedy historical injustice requires such preferences. More recently, folks have said that “race matters” and embraced minority identities and cultures as adding value. However, this also walks a slippery slope – if a minority group possess a culture that adds value, then can’t that same culture contain unsavory elements that decrease value? Uh oh.

In the world of soccer, some clubs (private business entities) have embraced identities based on a concept similar to race: nationality. This is even trickier. What’s the difference between nativism and national pride? Can you lift yourself up without putting others down? More recently, the 21st centuries’ wave of immigration tossed a wrench in the mono-national identity wrench.

Here are some lovely links for further reading. Continue reading “Racism, Nativism, and Nationality, Inside, Outside, and Around Soccer” »

Turning Your Attention Towards a Looming Xmas Blizzard

For those not in-the-know, The Blizzard is a quarterly magazine dedicated to lengthy footy goodness. They offer a pretty sweet pay-what-you like digital edition, which includes a PDF, ePub, and Mobi download. More importantly, Issue Seven, out yesterday, features an article by yours truly. Continue reading “Turning Your Attention Towards a Looming Xmas Blizzard” »

FUCKING BREAKING NEWS: INTERNATIONAL COACH SELECTS PLAYER NOT SELECTED PREVIOUSLY!

I know what you’re thinking. Or, rather, the things you are thinking. First, incredulity. The above headline can’t possibly be true. You like to think yourself knowledgeable about soccer. You watch several games a week. You have a few clubs you follow from Western Europe. You even bought a scarf at a stadium the one time you were backpacking through Spain. You put a fiver on a game now and then. You have a general sense of which teams are good, which players are good. Nothing catches you off guard.

Until now. Continue reading “FUCKING BREAKING NEWS: INTERNATIONAL COACH SELECTS PLAYER NOT SELECTED PREVIOUSLY!” »

Summer Roadmap and Some Reading Recs

As many of you suspect, I am both a soccer hipster and a eurosnob. Thus, the European Championships have ended and I am going on summer break. No transfer rumors. No MLS mid-summer regular season. No US beating up on countries with a fraction of a fraction of our GDP. I will keep an eye on all these things, but no blogging.

I will turn my focus to writing “Real Madrid & Barcelona: the Making of a Rivalry.” However, things will still be happening around here. Continue reading “Summer Roadmap and Some Reading Recs” »