Now is Not the Time for Satirists….

So, my tongue & cheek series on the African World Cup has taken a grisly turn – the horrific incident in Togo. I am still in a state of shock, sadness, and solidarity: my prayers are with the Togo players, their families, friends, and loved ones.

However, while some have asked my thoughts, I defer to the brilliant and analytically sounder bloggers at Justfootball and Pitchinvasion. Now is not the time for a FF laugh, but neither should we overreact. The risk in these times is to let fear, ignorance, anger, and hate lead to negative discursive cycles.

I trust these bloggers, and so should you.

I’m gonna wait a week and see how I feel in about a week.

The Rise, Fall, and Rise of the Catrachos….

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The American tendency is to view time as an ascent, a linear progression headed towards the boundless skies. There is a natural tendency, thus, to view the present as novel and unique. As such, many US fans are shocked to see the US struggle against Honduras, a country in political turmoil and with a fraction of our GDP. What exactly is going on? Continue reading “The Rise, Fall, and Rise of the Catrachos….” »

It´s my birthdy! Kinda. Hasta Luego…

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Don´t let the archives fool you, Futfanatico is one year old today! A little over a year ago, a hurricane struck the town of Houston, TX, forcing my relocation to Waco, TX and giving me a week of nothing to do. So why not start a soccer blog with my friends Santi and Giacomo?

The initial posts centered on game recaps, but we eventually evolved-retrogressed to more opinion pieces and unusual comparisons. Santi has not written for awhile – good luck with the PhD. Giacomo has also entered grad school and fallen off the planet. But we have enjoyed guestposts from Nick of FistedAway and Joel of SoccerAddictNews. Continue reading “It´s my birthdy! Kinda. Hasta Luego…” »

King Kenny and the Ghost of Hillsborough

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Okay, so much hullabaloo was made of the Cohen firing/resignation in the States. Some people trumpeted the freedom of expression song. However, no government actor imposed a ban on Cohen’s program. Rather, a well organized product boycott led to his downfall.

But politics aside, one overlooked aspect of Hillsborough is the personal toll it took on Kenny Dalglish, the Scouser manager at the time. While I have mocked mainstream media relentlessly, the dailymail used its resources to good effect: a candid and sobering interview with Kenny’s daughter, Kelly.

I recommend the read, if only to see a more personal side of Hillsborough as opposed to trite ramblings about cause & effect.

The Case of the Roja Directa

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For all you anglophiles, RojaDirecta is the king of the Spanish-speaking pro soccer viewing online world. The website serves to organize links to various soccer related events. Often, the links merely point to justin.tv or a similar site. Still, major television networks have targeted the Spain-based website with legal threats. And they have lost.

Audiovisual Sport had the gumption to file a lawsuit against RojaDirecta in 2007. In July of this year, A Madrid court ruled in favor of Roja Directa. The Court noted that the tv programs and channels were in large part international, the website was free and open to any user, and that Roja did not obtain any direct benefit or financial remuneration.

Despite winning the battle, the war wages on. Other TV companies have harassed Roja. Continue reading “The Case of the Roja Directa” »

The MLS Orphans

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“Please Sir, I want some more.” Such spoke Oliver Twist, begging the cook at the orphanage for another spoonful of gruel. We KC Wizards fans ask for similar sustenance – a pro soccer specific stadium. And we are not alone. We form part of the Major League Soccer orphanage, of fans destined to fill half-empty American football parks or pack decadent decades-old baseball stadiums. “Please, Sir, I want some more.” The global recession aside, what has gone wrong in each case? Continue reading “The MLS Orphans” »

World Cup Crawlifying

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Last Wednesday was a buffet of soccerplayery, with several countries punching their ticket to South Africa. Here are a few headlines from around the world…

England dominated Croatia 5-1 and guaranteed a first round appearance on the dark continent. Capello also revealed to the Guardian his gameplan for South Africa – WAGs can see their boys for one day after each match. He declined to comment on mothers and mistresses. Continue reading “World Cup Crawlifying” »

The Weekend in…Text?

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Due to Futfanatico´s strategic relocation to the land of Spanish-speakery, the viewing of futbol has increased dramatically, but internet access has dropped exponentially. Expect less photos, but more inappropriate false cognates. Ahem.

Unlike the Yanks stuck on the mainland, I was able to see a cynical, clinical, tyrannical (pretend it rhymes) Brazil embarass Argentina on its own turf. The marking on setpieces would have made an MLS coach wince. Yet, it was that bad. The early flank-play foretold a difficult encounter – just like the Copa America final, when Dani Alves torched Heinze time after time. I just may have seen this coming.

Diego started Gabriel Heinze and Javier Zanetti on the flanks, opting for lead-footed, aging, wingbacks. They play in Europe, you say! Humbug, I counter. Dunga has played local kids from the Brazil campeonato, forming a solid spine to foul and foul and foul. And Kaka was superb.

Speaking of Argentina and historic defeats in that country, remember the 1978 6-0 victory over Peru? Where the Argentine-born goalie for Peru forgot his naturalized allegiances for 90 minutes? Now Italy has achieved a similar historic moment.

¡Treason thy name is Kaladze! But worse than the two suspect own goals was the team selection of one Marcelo Lippi. The Italian manager has opted for “continuity” despite young talent in the wings. Now, correct me if  I am wrong, but this chronology makes sense to me:  Champion — Quarterfinals — Group stages — ?? So the continual decline would indicate a failure to qualify for South Africa. Unlikely in practice, but theoretically consistent. Continuous.

I was unable to catch the US-El Salvador game, but did see snippets of the Mexico-Costa Rica massacre. Has the giant awoke from his slumber? Is Bradley at fault for fielding amateurs in the Gold Cup final? Confidence in sport is a dangerous thing, a flame wielded by Prometheus but dangerous to reckless hands. Our over-confidence has fueled the Mexican fire. And. Gulp. Giovanni Dos Santos is a good player. There. I said it. I once again drape my words in relish and chow-down.

Yanked Abroad – Adu & Pearce

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The transfer deadline produced two moves which will shake the world little, but rocked the US national team boat. The good news: Freddy Adu and Heath Pearce appear primed to get minutes. The bad news: they must bravely navigate the backwaters of Europe.

Heath Pearce signed for Turkish Club Bursaspor, which my sources assure is a club which takes it’s soccer more seriously than the English phonetic pronunciation of its name. The club’s official name is “Bursaspor Kulubu” and they also have a volleyball club. The club was founded in 1963 and has consistently been in the top-flight for almost 40 years, but was relegated in 2004 and recently made the climb back up in 2006.

Bursaspor’s sole title was a 1986 Turkey Cup Title, coincidentally the same year they were relegated. For more info on Bursaspor, check out their English language website.

Freddy Adu‘s career has gone the way of a car title loan, or rather, horribly bad. He finds himself on loan at Belenenses. But don’t worry, because Adu is excited by this fresh challenge. Somehow I’m not convinced.

Luckily, Freddy will not have to change residences as Belenses is located in Lisbon. While Belenses did win the league title in 1945, they narrowly escaped relegation last year. I wish the Portuguese word for relegation was literally translated as “relegaCOAO”, in part because the “oao” sounds so cool. Aside from that, very little positives.

To follow Adu’s next chapter in his Portugal mystery novel, check out this English language page. The working title was “What Went Wrong,” but has recently been changed to “Did Anything Go Right?”

Given the perilous state of both careers, I am happy they are playing for a soccer club and getting a paycheck. But what do you think? What if the worst case scenario occurs and they struggle for minutes at relegation-doomed clubs in second tier European leagues? Is the MLS escape button primed to be pushed?