The Best Benefit of Being an MLS Player? Medicaid

Another year, another lesson in shaming by the MLS Players’ Union. It’s no secret that MLS salaries are lower than other pro sports in North American and pale in comparison to top European leagues. The bigger secret is how MLS salaries reflect the sad reality of the US workforce at large: for the last two decades, we’ve all worked harder and earned less. More importantly, the athlete/European comparisons to arguably overpaid prima donnas in financially unsustainable leagues will not win over very few hearts. They are also not analytically sound. Thus, I looked at the MLS player salaries under a different barometer: how the US federal government measures poverty. The results for MLS players are not very pretty.

First, a note on “poverty.” The Federal Government issues annual guidelines for who it considers living in poverty. For a single person, if you earn $11,490 or less than you are poor. For a family of two, the number is $15,510. For a family of three, the number is $19,530. There’s several problems with the government measurement and those stats. As the Columbia University School of Public Health has pointed out, the rubrics fail miserably to account for inflation and other cost-of-living increases. Cost-of-living also varies greatly by region. If you live in McAllen, Texas, you just may pay less in rent than, say, Los Angeles, California. Columbia has concluded that an individual needs to earn double the Federal guidelines to afford the basics of living.

At first glance, even players making the $31,125 minimum are above that “double-the-feds” threshold. However, don’t just pop the bubbly yet. Many players have spouses. Quite a few have kids. If you are married with one kid (and your spouse is in school or not working), then, uh oh, you are pretty darn poor. To illustrate this point, I did a hypothetical “Should I Apply” online form for Chicago Fire goalie Alec Kann at the Texas Benefits Website. I assumed he was single and had no children. He earns pre-Taxes $31,125 per year, about $2,927 per month. The results were pretty positive, in a sense. There’s a decent chance Mr. Kann could qualify for Medicaid and even food stamps! Congrats!

Conservatives will say: but Alex Kann is a reserve goalie! He’s at the very bottom of the totem pole! True, but in what just society should a lower-level employee live in poverty? He’s also not alone. Emilio Orozco, Julio Morales, and Brendan King of the Chicago Fire also earn the same salary. No employer should be able to look an employee in the eye and say “You deserve to live in poverty.” Especially not the first day on the job.

Of course, there is a fundamental irony to the Union releasing players’ salaries to embarrass MLS but those salaries being the result of a collective bargaining agreement negotiated by that same Union. The knee-jerk reaction is that the Union got outfoxed in the latest round of labor negotiations. After all, professional sports are one of the few unions left in the largely right-to-work US that can strike or threaten to strike with a serious impact. Leverage is on their side more so than, say, the dude at Verizon who tries to get you to upgrade to an iPhone 5 every time go to a store because your MMS doesn’t work.

However, the last round of negotiations were pretty fierce. The backdrop of a general recession but improving MLS revenues created a pretty toxic dynamic. The Union actually threatened to strike, and only a Federal Mediator could bring the two sides together. Also, the Union focused more on “freedom of movement” for players than dollars & cents. It’s an understandable position given the onerous restrictions on transfers and also the recessionomics of the time. Still, it definitely impacted the lowest run of the Union ladder.

We can’t just blame the players, either. Sports and athlete-employees, like many other employment situations, suffer from the “collective individual delusion problem.” Basically, each individual worker views their first job or current job as a stepping stone to a higher paying one later on in life. Wrong. Your first salary is the most important. This is the free market myth that a “labor market” can move freely and bargain for a just wage as individuals. Unions and union reps exist to correct this myth.

In conclusion, about 4-5 players per MLS team work for pay at the margins of poverty. Instead of painting a nice banner for your next MLS game, save the five bucks and pass it along to somebody on the bench. They probably need the gas money.

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Papal Indiscretions – Evaluating Pope Francis’s BsAs Club Selection

There are some excellent scribes who write about Argentine Soccer. Sam Kelly. Dan Colasimone. Ed Malyon. Most of them live in Buenos Aires, whereas my own tenure there was an all too brief six months (several years ago). However, there’s just one problem: none of the aforementioned writers are pricks.

Thus, as your resident prick (and soccer hipster in waiting) with a basic knowledge of Argentine soccer, allow me to analyze and ultimately applaud Pope Francis’s local club selection of San Lorenzo. Continue reading “Papal Indiscretions – Evaluating Pope Francis’s BsAs Club Selection” »

The Limits of Knowledge – Tactical Expansion or Entropy?

If you missed Borussia Dortmund’s rock star comeback win over Malaga, you should be kicking yourself. Lots of goals. Drama. Suspense. All the emotional components that make sport so compelling were present at the end. Even a neutral could feel his heart bounce around in his chest.

However, the win raised a few interesting questions about how we view, explain, and talk about footy. I myself have a basic question – can tactics truly explain each and every game? Should they even try? Continue reading “The Limits of Knowledge – Tactical Expansion or Entropy?” »

A Sad State of Sports Journalism?

Is the sky falling? Well, the times are changing. At least in the world of sports media. After a delicious scoop on USMNT angst, AOL fired Brian Straus. In another corner of the internet, CNN axed its relationship with Sports Illustrated and now links to Bleacher Report. Other sites have taken aim at Bleacher Report, criticizing the obvious SEO tactics and abundance of slideshows. The derogatory term is “clickbait.” The positive spin is “SEO optimization.”

The simple analysis to point the finger at the elephant in the room: Google. Google’s dominance of search ensures that it controls the flow of information with its algorithm. This fact, combined with Google’s dominance in online advertising, means that any media entity looking to earn cash off the web must speak the currency of pageviews and keywords. You could DNS attack and melt a million Bleacher Reports, but new ones would spring up in a heartbeat. Or so the theory goes.

This analysis is reassuring in its simplicity – let’s blame a billion-dollar corporation that promised not to be evil. However, the criticisms of Bleacher Report and “SEO” mirror early 20th century criticisms of the “yellow press.” Since humankind has printed and sold pockets of text, folks have complained about poorly-researched articles with eye-catching headlines. It’s Pulitzer vs. Hearst.

Or is it? Continue reading “A Sad State of Sports Journalism?” »

The USMNT Home Field Advantage – Gamesmanship or White Flight?

The USMNT announced the home stadium locations for the remaining World Cup qualifiers. The selected locations are Seattle, Salt Lake, Kansas City, and Columbus. I’m not going to name names, but lots of folks were happy with the selection for a simple reason: these cities don’t have as sizable a Latino population as other places, and thus the US could “enjoy a true home field advantage.” The insinuation, based on past games, is that a game in Florida or California would sell out a larger venue, but attract first or second-generation Latinos with split loyalties who don’t support the Red, White, & Blue. I ask – is that true? And, even if so, is that a good idea in the big picture of things?

I’ve written before about Hispanic Identity and US Soccer. It’s getting better, but still complicated. I want to examine in depth some of the arguments and rationales, and invite you to comment. Here’s the question: is ths gamesmanship or something worse? Continue reading “The USMNT Home Field Advantage – Gamesmanship or White Flight?” »

Is there No Place on the Pitch for Zusi?

In the book “Is There No Place on Earth For Me,” author Susan Sheehan narrates a year in the life of Sylvia Frumkin, a brilliant young woman diagnosed with schizophrenia. Frumkin’s intelligence butts heads both with her own limitations, but also society’s. No single mental institution can address all her symptoms at once, so she floats from place to place. Sheehan’s story underlies an important point: why does our society waste the life of a talented young woman like Frumkin? Why can’t we recast at least one corner of the Earth to fit her needs?

Despite the USMNT surviving a PR black eye, a blizzard, and Costa Rica, larger problems remain. Technical two-footed and ball-playing midfielders ask the same question of United States soccer as Frumkin of the world: is there no place for me?

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StudShaming – Does Players’ Skanky Attire Provoke Foul Play?

Nani-gate. You saw it. You saw a million replays. You saw it from all angles. During a Champions League game, Manchester United player Nani lifted his cleat, made contact with Real Madrid Alvaro Arbeloa’s chest, and got a red card. Then, the recycled (and boring) pundit mill spun into overdrive. The debate revolved around the exact same speaking points as always: (1) Was it a “foul”? The undertone was that “the game today is sissy”. (2) Did the ref “miss the call”? Basically, the foul was a foul, but not a bad foul. Both points, a staple of talk radio, taste trite.

Thus, I dare to ask a deeper, broader, much more serious question: does the provocative and revealing attire worn by modern players’ today provoke such violent incidents? In a sense, as they asking for it? Continue reading “StudShaming – Does Players’ Skanky Attire Provoke Foul Play?” »

The Top Ten Reasons John Terry Had a Copy of Soccernomics

The folks at 101GG unearthed a gem of a video: John Terry sitting by Frank Lampard and holding in his hand a book. Not just any book, but Simon Kuper’s Soccernomics. Why? Well, explanations abound. In all honesty, he could have been reading it. Ha. Ha.

Let’s jump to some more likely explanations. Continue reading “The Top Ten Reasons John Terry Had a Copy of Soccernomics” »

Mourinho vs. The World….And He’ll Probably Win

During his two and a half years at Real Madrid, Mourino has ran off a sporting director, provoked opposing coaches, attacked an assistant coach, refused to speak to the press, alienated his club’s captain, and won a trophy or two.

Yet this year just may be his greatest balancing act yet. Why? Because he’s chosen to play with the most dangerous fire of all. Continue reading “Mourinho vs. The World….And He’ll Probably Win” »